Gainfully! Employed! MFCKER!

Well, shit. There go my hopes for the OP whorehouse.

T Minus 14 Days to the End of the Commute

Things I Will Miss:
1. The convenient Target
2. My gym
3. The convenient Dominick's


Things I Will Not:
1. Traffic
2. The lack of air conditioning in my car
3. Losing an hour and a half of my life every day

At least it isn't frozen...

Ever feel like this?

Quick, someone make this into a snarky greeting card!

Mamma's Little Monkeys

Monkeypants

Many grateful appreciations to Robot Monkey Pants

It's not awful, but there's something not right about it

Are you talking about my sex life or the peanut butter?

also, sounds dirty

"this may take a few minutes, if you have a large blog"

organ thievery

Hey hatcha. How's about I give you one of my ovaries to you since yours are both busted? Thataway, I'd be a lil less crazy and you'd be a lil more, uhm, uh, ovalicious...

Also, "thievery" is a REAL hard word to spell.

Love,
ratcha

moreboozemoreboyslessbookslessblues

I say to you

"Onion-sauce! Onion-sauce!"