<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22617407</id><updated>2011-04-22T00:07:38.504-05:00</updated><title type='text'>HatchaRatcha Girls</title><subtitle type='html'>Putting bunnies in your toaster since today.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hatcharatchagirls.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22617407/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hatcharatchagirls.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>usually_vulgar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00019602055146930002</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e190/usually_vulgar/hatcharatchagirls.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>9</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22617407.post-115406386254395938</id><published>2006-07-28T00:16:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-07-28T00:17:42.553-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Gainfully! Employed! MFCKER!</title><content type='html'>Well, shit. There go my hopes for the OP whorehouse.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22617407-115406386254395938?l=hatcharatchagirls.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hatcharatchagirls.blogspot.com/feeds/115406386254395938/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22617407&amp;postID=115406386254395938' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22617407/posts/default/115406386254395938'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22617407/posts/default/115406386254395938'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hatcharatchagirls.blogspot.com/2006/07/gainfully-employed-mfcker.html' title='Gainfully! Employed! MFCKER!'/><author><name>usually_vulgar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00019602055146930002</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e190/usually_vulgar/hatcharatchagirls.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22617407.post-115283907345565578</id><published>2006-07-13T19:58:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-07-20T22:07:34.240-05:00</updated><title type='text'>T Minus 14 Days to the End of the Commute</title><content type='html'>Things I Will Miss:&lt;br /&gt;1. The convenient Target&lt;br /&gt;2. My gym&lt;br /&gt;3. The convenient Dominick's&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Things I Will Not:&lt;br /&gt;1. Traffic&lt;br /&gt;2. The lack of air conditioning in my car&lt;br /&gt;3. Losing an hour and a half of my life every day&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22617407-115283907345565578?l=hatcharatchagirls.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hatcharatchagirls.blogspot.com/feeds/115283907345565578/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22617407&amp;postID=115283907345565578' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22617407/posts/default/115283907345565578'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22617407/posts/default/115283907345565578'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hatcharatchagirls.blogspot.com/2006/07/t-minus-14-days-to-end-of-commute.html' title='T Minus 14 Days to the End of the Commute'/><author><name>usually_vulgar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00019602055146930002</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e190/usually_vulgar/hatcharatchagirls.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22617407.post-115172509522765955</id><published>2006-06-30T22:37:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-06-30T22:38:15.240-05:00</updated><title type='text'>At least it isn't frozen...</title><content type='html'>Ever feel like this? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j235/ChampagneAngel/IMG_1652.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Quick, someone make this into a snarky greeting card!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22617407-115172509522765955?l=hatcharatchagirls.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hatcharatchagirls.blogspot.com/feeds/115172509522765955/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22617407&amp;postID=115172509522765955' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22617407/posts/default/115172509522765955'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22617407/posts/default/115172509522765955'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hatcharatchagirls.blogspot.com/2006/06/at-least-it-isnt-frozen.html' title='At least it isn&apos;t frozen...'/><author><name>usually_vulgar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00019602055146930002</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e190/usually_vulgar/hatcharatchagirls.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22617407.post-114554989500486685</id><published>2006-04-20T11:15:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-04-20T11:18:15.016-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Mamma's Little Monkeys</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.robotmonkeypants.com/monkeypants.mp3"&gt;Monkeypants&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Many grateful appreciations to &lt;a href="http://www.robotmonkeypants.com"&gt;Robot Monkey Pants&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22617407-114554989500486685?l=hatcharatchagirls.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e190/usually_vulgar/hatcharatchagirls.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22617407.post-114135609080218026</id><published>2006-03-02T21:19:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-03-02T21:21:30.813-06:00</updated><title type='text'>It's not awful, but there's something not right about it</title><content type='html'>Are you talking about my sex life or the peanut butter?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22617407-114135609080218026?l=hatcharatchagirls.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hatcharatchagirls.blogspot.com/feeds/114135609080218026/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22617407&amp;postID=114135609080218026' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22617407/posts/default/114135609080218026'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22617407/posts/default/114135609080218026'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hatcharatchagirls.blogspot.com/2006/03/its-not-awful-but-theres-something-not.html' title='It&apos;s not awful, but there&apos;s something not right about it'/><author><name>usually_vulgar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00019602055146930002</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e190/usually_vulgar/hatcharatchagirls.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22617407.post-114126238995634905</id><published>2006-03-01T19:19:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-03-01T19:22:07.676-06:00</updated><title type='text'>also, sounds dirty</title><content type='html'>"this may take a few minutes, if you have a large blog"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22617407-114126238995634905?l=hatcharatchagirls.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hatcharatchagirls.blogspot.com/feeds/114126238995634905/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22617407&amp;postID=114126238995634905' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22617407/posts/default/114126238995634905'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22617407/posts/default/114126238995634905'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hatcharatchagirls.blogspot.com/2006/03/also-sounds-dirty.html' title='also, sounds dirty'/><author><name>usually_vulgar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00019602055146930002</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e190/usually_vulgar/hatcharatchagirls.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22617407.post-114126226689849112</id><published>2006-03-01T19:13:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-03-01T19:17:46.910-06:00</updated><title type='text'>organ thievery</title><content type='html'>Hey hatcha. How's about I give you one of my ovaries to you since yours are both busted? Thataway, I'd be a lil less crazy and you'd be a lil more, uhm, uh, ovalicious...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also, "thievery" is a REAL hard word to spell.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love,&lt;br /&gt;ratcha&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;moreboozemoreboyslessbookslessblues&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22617407-114126226689849112?l=hatcharatchagirls.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hatcharatchagirls.blogspot.com/feeds/114126226689849112/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22617407&amp;postID=114126226689849112' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22617407/posts/default/114126226689849112'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22617407/posts/default/114126226689849112'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hatcharatchagirls.blogspot.com/2006/03/organ-thievery.html' title='organ thievery'/><author><name>usually_vulgar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00019602055146930002</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e190/usually_vulgar/hatcharatchagirls.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22617407.post-114107920128024497</id><published>2006-02-27T16:26:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-02-27T16:26:41.303-06:00</updated><title type='text'>I say to you</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://50books.blogspot.com/2006/02/books-onion-sauce-onion-sauce.html#links"&gt; "Onion-sauce! Onion-sauce!"&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22617407-114107920128024497?l=hatcharatchagirls.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hatcharatchagirls.blogspot.com/feeds/114107920128024497/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22617407&amp;postID=114107920128024497' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22617407/posts/default/114107920128024497'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22617407/posts/default/114107920128024497'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hatcharatchagirls.blogspot.com/2006/02/i-say-to-you.html' title='I say to you'/><author><name>usually_vulgar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00019602055146930002</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e190/usually_vulgar/hatcharatchagirls.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22617407.post-114023028829871843</id><published>2006-02-17T20:37:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2006-02-17T20:38:08.310-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>yo ho ho, motherfucker&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22617407-114023028829871843?l=hatcharatchagirls.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hatcharatchagirls.blogspot.com/feeds/114023028829871843/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=22617407&amp;postID=114023028829871843' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22617407/posts/default/114023028829871843'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/22617407/posts/default/114023028829871843'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hatcharatchagirls.blogspot.com/2006/02/yo-ho-ho-motherfucker.html' title=''/><author><name>usually_vulgar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00019602055146930002</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e190/usually_vulgar/hatcharatchagirls.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
